How to look good naked:
1) get naked
2) say “damn I look good”
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How to ruin your children’s porn step 1
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It shows a woman walking in and seeing her husband sitting on the couch looking disheveled, open mouth eating and grunting and farting at a cartoon on tv. She then sighs disappointedly, plugs in some new Samsung evolution thing to her phone making it a smart tv and then fantasizes about the same thing for her husband that turns him into a cooking, cleaning, baby caring for flute playing lobotomized drone.
Men’s Rights group are carrying this flag into battle like its the Bolshevick revolution. But really what’s the difference between that and what adds and marketing firms have done to women forever? Don’t get me wrong it’s irritating that the guy is being depicted as a inert barely functioning imbecile, but honestly women have been told for years to shut up, look pretty, smile and bear it, lose weight or no one will love you, dress this way, dress that way, hate your body, change who you are cuz we say so, don’t be a whore, be a whore for him, don’t give your opinion, don’t be strong, be the damsel in distress etc.
So suck it up you men’s rights bitches, if you were a real man comfortable in your gender to take criticism and a bit if ribbing cuz half of our fellow male counterparts are utter useless shits, you’d crack a smile and realize that this add isn’t .000000001% of what the media has done to women over the years
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I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
COCKSICLES!
Well I know what i am making for 4th of July this year.
Ummm….*blushes*…Does anyone have any LEGO they don’t need?
Storing this idea away for the antipodean summer
How to look good naked:
1) get naked
2) say “damn I look good”
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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